Sport Or Game? 2

Sport Or Game?
There are several activities which spark interest on a national scale. Some are considered sports, others mere games. I am a fundamentalist when it comes to American sports. Not a fundamentalist like I exclude blacks from competing, I just think America has room for a few legitimate sports, real athletes gravitate towards them, and everything left over is just ...

Worst Lyft Driver Ever 1

I got a Lyft yesterday because I would rather they get harassed by the police. The driver was some crazed lunatic. He wouldn’t stop bothering me. He has a mental condition and should not be driving a car. At least he should have a car made for people with mental conditions like a Smart Car. That being said, he ...

The Ten Most Annoying Things About ESPN 1

ESPN has 24 hours a day to talk about sports and about two hours worth of material. It is always on. More American males can name the third basemen for the Sox than the Attorney General of the United States. I don’t think people are stepping back to see how ridiculous this is. Here are the ...

Don’t Judge Crackheads

Don't Judge Crackheads
Crackhead?  I was having lunch at a restaurant recently and went outside to make a phone call. As I was standing on the street I saw a woman in a trench coat, bony knees sticking out, weird lipstick, cupping her hands and pressing her face against the tinted glass of a locked car to see ...

The Laziness Behind Kim Kardashian’s Popularity

The Laziness Behind Kim Kardashian's Popularity
This chick haunts my dreams. She was sent to earth to lower standards for human kind.  I was sitting around and got angry that I have to see Kim Kardashian’s face all the time. Its presence makes no sense if you think about it. She was a B-list porn actress born to a scumbag most currently notable for ...

I Am Not Threatened By Adam Richmond Suing Me 2

I Am Not Threatened By Adam Richmond Suing Me
I recently received a letter from Adam Richmond’s attorney threatening to sue me. The letter claims that I defamed Adam by publicly musing on his sexual assault trial. That trial took place in America. Let me tell you something about America: Americans are free to speak their minds on any issue, regardless of what we know about it. ...

Mansplaining

Mansplaining
Mansplaining (adj): A man speaking to a woman with the assumption that she knows less than he does about the topic being discussed on the basis of her gender.  I thought this term was lame when I first heard it. Not because I don’t think that women often have a legitimate gripe behind it, I just thought ...

The Insane Clown Posse Vs. The FBI 2

The Insane Clown Posse Vs. The FBI
I had no idea that Jugallos, the the proudly menacing symbol of rustbelt urban and cultural decay, are officially considered a gang by the FBI. I checked out the FBI’s website, and apparently 1.4 million people in the U.S. are in 32,000 known gangs identified by the FBI. If you divide it up, that’s about ...

Ten Dumbest Things People Ask You About Alaska Part II 1

Ten Dumbest Things People Ask You About Alaska Part II
I got so many emails in response to Part I of the dumbest questions about Alaska that I had to make Part II. Many of these were submitted by readers, and these questions were asked by adults, supposedly with normally functioning brains. 1. What’s the elevation here? Appropriate if you’re standing on top of Mt. McKinley, but unfortunately this is ...

The Ten Dumbest Things People Ask You About Alaska 120

The Ten Dumbest Things People Ask You About Alaska
I get asked at least one of these questions every time I meet a stranger and tell them I’m from Alaska. 1) So, is it like, light all the time? Yes. In Alaska the sun shines all day and night for the entire year. The sun revolves around it. 2) What is Alaska like? Alaska? ...
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